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”Translation: “I have no clue about the history of that big book I’m in love with, and I don’t care either, because it’s God’s Word, and if God said it, it must be true.” Acceptable Response: “Amen.” Unacceptable Response: “It also says to kill homosexuals.” They might heartily agree to that one, which in case the unacceptable response becomes, “It also says to kill your children when they talk back. ” Or, “Explain to me the authorship and transmission of the Bible, and why you think it’s God’s Word.” Or especially, “Jesus said to give anything to those who ask of you – and not only to give what they ask, but more.So please give me your wallet and your car.”Translation: “I’m getting ready to judge you.” Acceptable Response: “I’m conquering pride and lust!Translation: “If I can’t have consequence-free sex, neither can you.” Acceptable Response: “I pledge myself! ” Unacceptable Response: “So how did that work out for you? ”Translation: “You’re going to burn in hell if you don’t say this prayer, little boy.” Acceptable Response: “Dear Jesus, thank you for coming into my heart and saving me…” Unacceptable Response: “Dear Jesus, where in the Bible do you tell us to ask you into our hearts? And why did the ancient world think the heart was the kidney? I love racist jokes and am about to tell you a good one.” Acceptable Response: Laugher followed by telling a slightly more racist joke. Okay, if you’re really there, appear to me right now in person like you did to Paul.” Or, “What exactly does Jesus Translation: “Any juicy tidbits about your life I can spread through the prayer gossip grapevine? ”Translation: “I’m a racist asshole who attends an all-white church and is uncomfortable around most black people.
How can I know if you’re still around if you don’t say anything back? My wife is having an affair, my brother is a drunk, and my dog can’t control his sexual desires.” Unacceptable Response: “Have you ever kept a prayer journal to see if you get more unanswered prayers than answered ones, or if your unasked prayers get answered just as much?Unacceptable Response: “You’re a hypocritical racist asshole.”Translation: “I only believe this about overwhelming situations.The rest of the time, I believe things are up to us and I act that way.” Acceptable Response: “Amen.” Sometimes followed by an anecdote about some unexplained or coincidental experience that you attribute to God.Unacceptable Response: “If God’s in control, then relax and don’t do anything about it!In fact, you don’t have to do anything at all ever, right?
But that’s not right, and people still have to do everything, so what does it mean for God to be in control and why does it matter?